利用者:砂男/アメリカが考えた第三次世界大戦

出典: へっぽこ実験ウィキ『八百科事典(アンサイクロペディア)』
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(アメリカが考えた)第三次世界大戦 とは史上最大の戦争である。and the war that will bring forth the great scene of 1984 forth all of us. It is so epic, that you will see America falling in months and the rest in less than a few weeks. After then the Big Brother will hunt you down and kill you so beware, and i believe that Cthulu, ISIS, サタン and the Pope Francis will do this too. 例えば戦争直前に、君が香港ウクライナ に住んでるのなら、君は死んでるだろうな。もし君がアメリカ に住んでるんだったら、今すぐ別の国に移り住むのだな。After the War, expect the world to have some sort of 中国 style atmosphere that will make you die in less than 60 years, if Big Brother did not hunt you down and killed you yet.

戦前[編集]

合衆国[編集]

合衆国は実に頭の出来が少々よろしくない国民が多いことで有名である。それで、その馬鹿なアメリカ国民のうち90% はシリア, アフガン, イラン をみつけられないという研究結果が出ている。この危機的な状況に対して、アメリカは自分自身でこれを運命の兆しとはとらえていないし、 我々はなんなのか知らされていないままである。国民に目隠しをするようなものだ。その国の国民は基本的には同性愛者か異性愛者のみに限定されており、それらの枠に当てはまらない人も考慮されていないわけではない。しかし、国の方針の変更によってそれらは魔女とみなされ、ルールに従い追い詰められ狩りだされなければならないとされている。そして、彼らは、アメリカ大統領であるトランプが、災害から自分たちを守ってくれる神の一種だと思っている。外から見ればずいぶんと馬鹿らしい。 トランプは事実として、他の大統領のように、アメリカをむちゃくちゃにし、戦争によって愛国心を煽り、よりアメリカを偉大な物とするために、より多くの戦争をおっぱじめようとするだろう。まさにイラク戦争やアフガニスタン紛争を 「Lets Roll」やってやろうぜのスローガンのもとにはじめたどこぞの大統領そっくりである。

そして、基本的に米軍は練度が低く、自動小銃が射撃できるか出来ないかのレベルとされている。この軍は他国の軍事強国や発展途上国に対してケンカを売る代わりに、それは民間人を抑圧するのにつかわれ、ハリケーンや暴動がおこったときに街に繰り出すのをしばしば目にすることができる。彼らが使用している最も一般的な車両はハンヴィーであり、これは暴徒と化した一般市民により、時たまスクラップにされている。 米軍は、前時代的な、時代遅れの戦車を後生大事に抱え込んでいる。戦闘機、もしくは攻撃機に関しては、米軍は夜に飛ぶことができず、また雨にさらされると飛びたてない「F-35」通称空飛ぶレモンを持っている。 これを見ても、NBC兵器で他の国々を嚇せるままだと感じることができるだろうか。

さらに、悲劇と見ていいのかどうかはわからないがアメリカの人々はアメリカがなんであるか、外の世界はどんな世界かわかることはない。もはや、そこにすむアメリカ国民が世界で戦争が多発していることに気づき、そして核攻撃がアメリカに行われると知り、さあ逃げ出そうとしてもそれは不可能なようにされている。こうしてアメリカ国民は放射性降下物、通称フォールアウトの中をさまようのだ。 それは国を守るのではなく民間人を殺害するのに使われる。 そして、制服組はその出来事はアメリカを偉大にすると考えているのである。そして、メキシコと、ISISの兵士はアメリカ人のために通りの向こうにいる人間を銃撃し、殺害する許可が与えられている。 そして、これまた恐ろしいことに国民の大多数はキンバリー・カーダシアン・ウェスト(流出したテープで有名) のケツのデカさや、 トランスセクシャルの人間やフェニミスト、同性愛者がいかにして迫害されるかのみ強い興味を示し、重要な情報については知ろうとしないのだ。 これをみても、トランプ大統領が災害から我々を救ってくれると考えたり、第三次世界大戦でかならず勝てるとあなたは思うのだろうか。 もしそう思うのなら、すぐに創価学会とかオウム真理教の施設に行くべきだ。あと公明党にも入るといい。人生の心理が見つけられるぞ。

日本とバッドコリア[編集]

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If you think a nation who its own people decorates its houses like this can win world war iii, You might as well as believe in anything.

As for Japan it's no better; The title says it all. Do you think that a country of people who only play video games, fap to Anime girls, Eat Semen and never reporduce can qualify to enter a world war? I assume you all know the answer by now. Pretty much China will destroy them in less than a few days. As for the government? It's Abe Shinzo a try hard "nationalist" that is no more nationalist than George Bush is a conservative. With leaders and populations like this, who expects to win a world war!?

And Bad Korea, unlike it's glorious Good Korea counterpart, again is full of gay men and plastic women and you believe this can win a world war. Plus the president has currently been impeached because her occult society was being revealed. It makes us wonder how long will Pizzagate be fully revealed to the public until the bubble bursts.

欧州諸国[編集]

The Europe is basically doomed. It has let in so many Islamic mercenaries in to killing Europeans that the government has becically became bloody clowns who drink the blood of europeans. Question them? JAIL FOR 10 YEARS! Question the Refugee Policies? JAIL FOR 10 YEARS! Getting images from google for your website? JAIL FOR 10 YEARS! It's straight from the scenes of 1984 and i mean it. By the way what matters considering the whole country was doomed; Just look at France, they (NOT the people, the Big Brother and his cohorts who happen to tear Marie Le Pen's ballots one by one) chose this nobody called Emmanuel Macron who has a wife that is a granny and the France Media worships this granny fucker as god. If France sees the islamic caliphate coming, don't save them and let them be because they deserve it and i mean it. There's really no point helping the french since they are going to kill themselves pretty soon.

As for the rest they have so many women and trannies in their armies that they are literally unsuitable for combat and are basically having so much ISIS mercenaries in them that they are probably doomed. Not to say those are becoming sex cities as well due to the sex education program to train all children into porn stars in the name of biology and all of their leaders are nothing but communists.

カナダ[編集]

Basically the situation of Europe and America combined. The whole thing is about to collapse soon, pretty much since they are a bunch of boneless slugs who worship transexuals as gods and don't know that parts of it were basically an Islamic Caliphate.

中国とロシア[編集]

And for the opposition! China and Russia might be the parts of the New World Order's fantasy oceania in 1984, but they are far superior than the Americas, Crud Asia and European fools. They literally have drafts since primary school and everyone must draft at that time. They also have nukes and basically every nation kisses their ass. And why do we even have a war, when our leaders are already one of them? Ever heard the fail that is Hitler? Plus they are not completely sunk into gay culture although the west is working on that, but every time they tried they will be fucked and they BAWWWWW about the lack of freedom in those countries. And Facebook and Google will be locked there in order to prevent fucking up although those are very well known to be china-like dictatorships as well. If you want to defeat your enemy please practice what you preach.

グッドコリア[編集]

By the way this nation doesn't even have those pesky banks in their country, and it's completely locked out of the outside world like a real worker's utopia, so when it goes to world war, it pretty much headshots all of those call of duty noobs below and it's basically GG. The Fat Boy can do almost anything and will destroy all of you, so the people below him, run and bow down to him because you gays will not be able to withstand him! And if you think that china will save you from this fat kid think again, it's all a farce and when the time comes it's all over!

ポーランド[編集]

The only part of Europe that is not affected by the ISIS mercenaries mass immigration trojans so it's safe and sound and will bring Europe against those pesky ISIS troops on the other side of the soil. It will get killed but don't worry! They will be worshipped as gods soon.

香港とウクライナ[編集]

Basically they made this Ukrainian Democracy just to start a war with russia and it soon will pretty much be stomped out by Putin's god powers. And you think the Americas and Europes really are sane. They aren't and that's why they toppled Libya, Syria and Ukraine for the name of democracy while in reality they have no shame and have no idea about the difference between Democracy and Demoncrazy.

Hong Kong it's basically the same thing, aside that if you splitted a city like that into a country it's pretty much cut off and dead so they will have no choice other than killing 4 million plus hong kongers with ISIS troops and Local Mercnearies. Have fun of being the pearl of the east because the big america will show you who's boss..Oh wait, it's China! RUNNNNN!!!!!

シリア[編集]

Of course Allah won't be on the side of ISIS so Iraq and Syria are assigned by him to defend the glorious capital from ISIS and other real infidels while the america calls them a terrorist nation for resisting. Cry Moar America because the Syrians and Iraqs are getting their revenge.

サタンサイド[編集]

これには バチカン市国, イスラエル それに スイス も含まれる。これらは基本的に世界大戦が含まれる。しかもこれは第三次世界大戦における最重要だ。and they will unleash the army of サタン from hell to earth and to heaven to challenge god's authority. Alas, this is what the war is all about! All for Satan! And you think god exists.

戦争の序章[編集]

The beginning of the war happens with the Hong Kong Revolution which has George Soros funding students to riot in Hong Kong then imports masses of mercenaries and ISIS troops to Hong Kong and kill the chief executive and turn Hong Kong into a "country", but there's no way for this to happen, so UN peacekeepers come in and team up with these mercenaries to kill 4000000hong kongers. China will very obviously say a big "FUCK YOU" to this while the US says that China is a tyranny and Threatens to conquer china and China declares war with the US, and calling out russia to fight the US together. Good Korea then joins the communist alliance while Vietnam joins as well. (Remember If you think Vietnam with save you in this war you are dead wrong.)

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The Typical European by the time of the war

Once it begins, the US is also seeing a revolution where Donald Trump is fought by liberal mafias who kill in the name of freedom and calls the national guard to quell it, but the revolutions are everywhere and california will be seperated from the US. Alaska also seceded to the side of Russia and it's basically civil war in the inside and war in the outside.

On the other side at Europe, the ISIS Refugees had also occupied over half of the population there and the entire Europe becomes an islamic caliphate. This islamic caliphate decides to war with the holy Godland known as Poland. Switzerland and the Vatican are unaffected since they command the Muslims to destroy Europe, and also command the world to fight each other under the name of Satan. ISIS refugees will also perform a population purge before this happens to ensure they are the only purebreeds here, and it is widely estimated that they will purge more than 9000,0000 Europeans.

戦争の始まり[編集]

これは中華人民共和国がホモ帝国日本とバッドコリアにグッドコリア、FBI tell Trump that China is driving into the Korea Pennisula to protect against Good Korea, but in reality they were listening to Nyarlathotep (NOT NYARUKO-SAN, NYARLATHOTEP! LEAN THE DIFFERENCE, IT CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE.), so it's basically nothing short of dead end. Then Good Korea proceeds to purge the shit out of Seoul out of sinners and the fat boy avenged for his Father who was sent out to hell by God some years ago. The Fat boy then attacks Japan along with China and every single otaku tries to flee away like pansys, And the Japanese Government Pees their pants and sends out the Masturbation Army, only to have them killed in seconds because a computer virus hacks into their millitary software and has them fucked. Then since all of the sea routes and air routes are blocked by China and Good Korea, the Japanese began to starve and they literally starved themselves to death because they don't have preppers, only otakus and pansys and Anime isn't food after all.

Seeing this Trump sees himself as fucked but he still has a civil war from the inside and a chinese and russian blitz attack from the outside to deal with. The Civil war has the Democrats from the republic of california taking over Nevada, Utah, Arizona, Idaho and barely getting to Washington, while occupying Colorado, Olkahoma, and all the way to the strip in the south. Texas is bascially isolated as a southern nation with louisiana, Arkansas, Missisipi, Georgia, South Carolina and Florida joining while Trump occupies Washington to Minnesota. The Trump troops begin to unleash the F-35 onto the democrat states while the south begins to reuse the old aircraft to counter the Trump supremacy and the democrat supremacy. Of course, the F-35 fleet was completely destroyed in less than 3 days and The states were quickly occupied by Democrat Troops and Washington was isolated. Democrats purged over 40 million Americans in the process.

As for Europe, the European Union, now called the Islamic Caliphate of Old Europe strikes Poland and Russia with the Polish fighting with all their might. However, when many of them tried to invade Russia, they froze to death because see what happened to Hitler.

戦争の第二幕[編集]

香港と中国はロシアに戦争を仕掛け respectively with UN peacekeepers and this has caused China to attack at full force and Russia attacking at full force and taking over the Ukraine because if you mess with the almighty Putin and Chinese Communists, you will be crushed for good. And then Vietnam begins to take over Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia, Thailand and Australia, and Australia is coopted by Chinese forces as well. And the foolish Americans think that Vietnam is their friend.

With Japan and Bad Korea under Chinese rule, the mass purges begin and the Chinese purge over 7 million Japanese and Koreans and many others starved to death. As a last resort Trump calls for a nuclear wipeout in the United Nations, but all of the European Union basically rejected the deal and Russia and China threatened them with more Nukes. a Nuke is thrown from Russia to Detroit and a Chinese nuke is thrown to Chicago, and the US government enters martial law. They then proceed to make Trump surrender and now Hillary is the eternal president of the united states, whose rights and regime is unlimited. Now America is known as New America and further purges begin. The Statue of Liberty runs away and suicides herself into the sea and thus beginning the end of America.

忘れないでくれ。 Canada basically seceded to russia at this point (Vancouver is a part of China instead), meaning that Canucks are nothing more than spineless cucks. Parts of it were also part of an Islamic Caliphate.

戦争の終幕[編集]

With the European Islamic Caliphate finally destroying the brave Polish, they then proceed to attack russia but all of them were frozen to death without a hassle. America is basically occupied by UN Troops under the side of China and UN and they purge you by looking your internet history for Conspiracy sites. Satan's Army is unleashed from hell to rule the world from the Vatican. US surrenders all nukes without them being used and偉大な兄弟 rules over all of you. もし君がアメリカか欧州か日本かバッドコリアに住んでおたらright now you are pretty much pwnt. Big Brother then creates this new world order and calls the world Greater Oceania, with an equally NWO-ish Islamic Caliphate in the middle of Europe preparing to destroy everything when the time comes. And you will die.

結論[編集]

Big Brother will soon re-instate everything George Orwell stated in 1984 and will become the god of this world, and you think there is a god, there really isn't. Satan will finally rule over this world and force all of you to worship him. Cthulu will begin to invade this world with Nyarlathotep and the Outer Gods will purge this world out of any further sinners. The Islamic Caliphate will rule over what was called "ヨーロッパ". China will be destroyed Next. Have fun, GG, Good night sweet prince.

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If you are looking at this article, Big Brother is watching you.

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